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1, Two vultures board an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons.  The
stewardess looks at them and says,  "I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrion
allowed per passenger."
2.    Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.  One went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor.  The  other stayed behind in the cotton fields
and never amounted to much.  The second one, naturally, became
known as the lesser of two weevils.

3.    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a fire
in the craft, it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak
and heat it, too.
4.    A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.  He slides up
to the bar and announces: "I'm
looking for the man who shot my paw."
5.    Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
canal?  He wanted to transcend
dental medication.
6.    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in the lobby discussing their recent  tournament victories.  After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse  "But
why?" they asked, as they moved off.  "Because," he said, "I can't stand
chess nuts boasting in an open  foyer."
7.    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.  One of them goes
to a family in Egypt and is named  "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
Spain;  they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of  himself
to his birth mother.  Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.  Her husband responds,
"They're twins!  If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
8.    These friars were behind on their belfry payments,  so they opened up
a small florist shop to raise funds.
Since everyone liked to buy flowers from the men of God, a rival florist
across town thought the competition was unfair.  He asked the good fathers
to close down, but they would not.  He went back and begged the friars to
close They ignored him.  So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the
roughest and most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.  Hugh
beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be back if they
didn't close up shop.  Terrified, they did so, by proving that Hugh, and
only Hugh, can prevent florist friars.
9.    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which
produced an impressive set of
calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail
and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.  This made him
...what?  (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) A super callused fragile
mystic hexed by halitosis.
10.   And finally, there was a guy who sent ten different puns to friends,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.


 
 
 Try this....
> > > > > > > Count the "F's" in the following text:
> > > > > > > FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-
> > > > > > >
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIF-
> > > > > > > IC STUDY COMBINED WITH
> > > > > > > THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

> > > > > > > Managed it ?
> > > > > > > Scroll down only after you have counted them, okay?
> > > > > > > How many ? 3?
> > > > > > > Wrong, there are 6 !!--no joke.
> > > > > > > Read it again.
> > > > > > > The reasoning behind is further down.
> > > > > > > The brain cannot process "OF".
> > > > > > > Incredible or what ?
> > > > > > > Anyone who counts all 6 "F's" on the first go is a genius.
> > > > > > > Three is normal, four is quite rare.
> > > > > > > Send this to your friends--it drives them crazy.
 

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